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Technology companies often have trouble explaining what their business actually does. These print ads were created to answer that question, as honestly as possible.
AD #1
HEAD: Imagine the Tazmanian Devil takes your product idea and runs with it, building up speed as he circles the world, spreading information to your troops, then jumps into a time machine, hops out, and stomps on the faces on your competitors.
SUB: That’s kind of what we do.
AD #2
HEAD: Imagine a super robot from the year 2130 working on your project transposes millions of verbal requests about changes into lines of code, and then executes them by releasing a battalion of nuclear-powered elves to relay information to everyone in your company at the speed of light.
SUB: That’s kind of what we do.
AD #3
HEAD: Imagine the Six Million Dollar Man, hyped up on Russian female bodybuilder steroids, pursued by a pack of cannibalistic flying monkeys, while digesting two double expressos and an extra-large bran muffin, transporting your product to market.
SUB: That’s kind of what we do.
BODY COPY (for all):
Kintana’s Technology Production Line radically accelerates the speed at which your business can evolve.